Siri’s latest response to my profession of love for her. #iphone #love (Taken with Instagram) View high resolution

Siri’s latest response to my profession of love for her. #iphone #love (Taken with Instagram)

Run like hell.

: SOAP: Aiming for a 2nd International Incident in 2 Weeks

skatesonaplane:

Nielsen the Prince?

Thanks to @HockeyLoverDK for adding to the world’s growing collection of dark, blurry photos that claim to portray Frans Nielsen with Frederik, Crown Prince of Denmark.

It’s purported that the two Danish celebs met for this photo opp in an on-ice ceremony to honor…

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skatesonaplane: ABC Casting writes, “Do you have the charm, style, class and culture to be our next star?” Since he’s not one to fill out paper work, I took the liberty of compiling our captain’s application to be on The Bachelor. Name: Mark Thomas Streit Age: 34 Height: 6’0 (ish) Weight: 193 Profession: National Hockey League Player Company: New York Islanders Salary: More than enough to wine and dine a fleet of attractive actresses What characteristics make you the ideal candidate to be ABC’s next Bachelor?  1. Ample experience in front of a camera 2. Looks good in a tux 3. Good with Kids 4. Experience climbing the corporate ladder 5. Can grow a fine mustache 6. Caring, Giving, Charitable 7. Highly Marketable Also, he speaks like, five languages - fluently! So he has the whole “international man of mystery” thing going for him. Your move, ABC. View high resolution

skatesonaplane:

ABC Casting writes, “Do you have the charm, style, class and culture to be our next star?”

Since he’s not one to fill out paper work, I took the liberty of compiling our captain’s application to be on The Bachelor.

Name: Mark Thomas Streit

Age: 34

Height: 6’0 (ish)

Weight: 193

Profession: National Hockey League Player

Company: New York Islanders

Salary: More than enough to wine and dine a fleet of attractive actresses

What characteristics make you the ideal candidate to be ABC’s next Bachelor?

 1. Ample experience in front of a camera

2. Looks good in a tux

3. Good with Kids

4. Experience climbing the corporate ladder

5. Can grow a fine mustache

6. Caring, Giving, Charitable

7. Highly Marketable

Also, he speaks like, five languages - fluently! So he has the whole “international man of mystery” thing going for him.

Your move, ABC.

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life: Happy Birthday, Albert Einstein. Here’s Ralph Morse’s famous photograph of Albert Einstein’s office — just as the Nobel Prize-winning physicist left it — taken mere hours after Einstein died, Princeton, New Jersey, April 1955. (see more photos here) View high resolution

life:

Happy Birthday, Albert Einstein.

Here’s Ralph Morse’s famous photograph of Albert Einstein’s office — just as the Nobel Prize-winning physicist left it — taken mere hours after Einstein died, Princeton, New Jersey, April 1955.

(see more photos here)

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Pi Day

Please share Pi Day fun. Check out this site and send your loved ones a Pi Day card.

Kate Bush - Pi (by mourna)

How Gen Y Women Fare in Today's Workplace [INFOGRAPHIC]

How Gen Y Women Fare in Todays Workplace [INFOGRAPHIC]
We’re past the Betty Drapers and the Jane Jetsons (although, it would be pretty sweet to have a robot maid on reserve), but forging new frontiers for young working women has continued to be a challenge. In tandem with International Women’s Day on March 8, let’s explore the state of today’s Gen Y …

theniftyfifties: Cary Grant and Grace Kelly View high resolution

theniftyfifties:

Cary Grant and Grace Kelly

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Clients From Hell: I received an email from a potential client. My name is Jose. I live...

clientsfromhell:

I received an email from a potential client. My name is Jose. I live in California.

Client: I am interested in one of your illustrations. I have a budget of $30 U.S.D.

Me: I am truly sorry sir, but that budget isn’t adequate for my illustration services.

Client: I don’t think you…

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